Today is my big sister's birthday.
Krista is the big 4-0 today, which sadly, is not a good thing, because I'm not that much younger than her.
Despite this major milestone, she will not be hitting the clubs or bar hopping with her girlfriends.
She'll be chilling with her favorite girl.
Krista, I couldn't give you any better gift than the one you rock to sleep.
(Which means you're getting nothing).